Justin Jargon Home The lexicon to help you felicitously convey the most subtle shade of meaning

ass-biter [ass''-bye'-tur] n. (of a situation) a real bummer || (of a person) a pest or a loser That was a real ass-biter having to hang out with your little sister and all her little ass-biter friends.

larfy [larr'-fee] - adj. moderately corpulent and lacking in physical definitition, but not obese (most commonly used to refer to chubby-ankled, budding-frontal-butt males with a similar body habitus) Since I stopped exercising, I have become pretty larfy.

obeast [oh-beest'] adj. supremely obese, almost comically so Chris Farley is pretty obeast.

shank [shank] v. (golf jargon) an erred swing (cf. slice) || (pop.) a blunder, esp. one causing great humiliation or grief (often followed by "hard" to denote emphasis) I shanked so hard this morning - I slept through my mid-term! || n. an action of this nature That comment I made about my girlfriend's zit was a total shank.

dischevalry [dis-SHEHV-ul-ree] n. the slovenly elegance of the helplessly disorganized, slightly unkempt, trying-to-be-lady-killin' 90's bachelor [See Jake Rouse.]

assplosion [as-you-would-expect] n. a forceful, non-gasseous erucation from one's behind Eating large quantities of Taco Bell puts one at great risk for unexpected assplosion.

flushback [flush-baack] n. The unpleasant splash-back of water in the toilet against one's hind quarters, particularly when one is experiencing an assplosion. One may minimize this effect using the concomitant-flush technique. Your parents are as delightful as a flushback.